St. Old Man Kelly’s Day show
Ahoy, lads and lassies –
If the winter hasn’t given you scurvy and the Ides of March haven’t seen you stabbed to death on the Senate floor, then hear ye this: St. Old Man Kelly’s Day is tomorrow, Wednesday, the 17th of March. Blacksburg shall be commemorating this most sacred of holidays at Gillie’s restaurant, round about 7:00pm. There shall be food! There shall be drink! There shall be song! There shall be more drink and more song! And then ye shall give forth your offering to St. Old Man Kelly, for he is a man of rakish ways and requires vast coin and strong spirits to bring forth his message to the world.
Wednesday. March 17. Gillie’s. 7:00pm. You kids get off my lawn and come out to the big show!